attention attention

as you can see we have short attention spans. therefore we need new things to amuse us. things get boring very easily. so im going to chalk the lack of updates to this fact.

because blogging is just like fashion. things go out of fashion and then decades later they come back in. in our case, the novelty of blogging lasts for a couple of hours and then you have to leave it for a while. then you feel like you want to blog again.

Blogging takes a lot of work to try and think up a subject to write about and try and find some witty things to say to make your blog more entertaining because i mean seriously who wants to know about what we did on the weekend.

unless someone is secretly an alpaca farmer who just recently defected from the league of llama breeders im sure we are all really boring people. (in terms of our social lives)

luckily our minds are pretty wacked up so i guess that makes up for our social awkwardness.

IAMEWY