2 poems, what i found on the internet by a guy.


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Japanese Tea Ceremony
by R. Beef Kazenzakis
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Observe the ancient tea ceremony
It is a good ceremony
Watching it on Discovery Channel
Because your girlfriend wants to
Is a bad ceremony

Crap, dude. Honestly.


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Corned Beef Sandwich
by R. Beef Kazenzakis
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Corned beef sandwich?
Think again.
This is one meal
You will not win.

The beef replaced
With pure beef taste
Brushed onto
A meat-like case

Close your jaws
Depress the plunger
Your head explodes
Inside-out hunger

oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!